1 ghata pehlay le ate
Docter:1 ghanta pehlay le ate to hum in ko bacha lete
admi:1 ghanta pehlay humen khawab aya tha accident howe 15 min nai howe.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 760 views
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