Sardar Ki Aqalmandi
Sardar: Mai Tere 64 K 64 Dant Tor Dun Ga
Pas Khra 1 Admi Bola:
Sardar G Dant To 32 Hote Hn
Sardr: Mje Pta Tha K Tu Beech Main Bolay Ga Tere B Mila K Bataey Hain
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