Sardar Ki Aqalmandi

Sardar: Mai Tere 64 K 64 Dant Tor Dun Ga

Pas Khra 1 Admi Bola:
Sardar G Dant To 32 Hote Hn

Sardr: Mje Pta Tha K Tu Beech Main Bolay Ga Tere B Mila K Bataey Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?

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yaar me kal Bitch per

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Santa: Ajib baat hai, tu kutti per baith kar ghoomane gaya phir bhi usne katta nahi


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