Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush
Railway Station pe shohar Bv ko leny gaya
Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai or tum ?
Shohar:Wo apni Bv ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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