Sath Mein Free Thode Dunga
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: “Agar Amrud Mein Se Keeda Nikla To?”
Pathan: “To Saaf Baat Hai, Hum Keede Ke Alag Se Paise Lega“
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