A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1206 views
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