A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1141 views

Macher ka Over time

Machar ne aik admi ko din me kata
admi:tum rat me kattay hona?
Machar:halat kharab hain over time laga raha hon.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

What Is Your Name?

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

O nai i si

Teacher:kal chuti kiun ki thi?:-

studend:ghar pe zaroori kam tha.
:-
teacher: O I C
:-)

student:ALLAH di qasam he o nai aai si me gaya si.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Little Johnny

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: darling, tumhara naam

Boy: darling, tumhara naam apny haath py likhun ya dil py ??
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Girl: idhar udhar kio likhty ho..!!

ager sacha pyar karty ho to apni property k papers py likh do =

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)