America mein Light gayi to
America mein Light gayi to...
Power Office mein phone karte hain!
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JAPAN Me gayi to...
Fuse check karte hain!
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Par...
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INDIA mein gayi to...
Padosi ka ghar dekhte hain..
Sabki gayi hai…
Ya apni he khraab huyi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views
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