Santa USA gaya
1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to
achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi
chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa
gya.... :-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 754 views
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