1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to
achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi
chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa
gya.... :-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 789 views

English me naam btao

Teacher :tell me ur name in english?

Student:after 2 min "long life oven"
teachar:is ka kia matlb hai?
Student:umer daraz bhatti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Me naya fm radio laya hun

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut
achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye
chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 ghantay aatay ki line main

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. "Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon." Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab diya. "Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya

Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha liya.

Biwi: kya guruji ne romance krne ko kaha hai

pappu: nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)