A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1034 views

APRIL FOOL

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan:
Haan Dost: Kis K Sath?
Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab
Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1. If I like it, it's mine.

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?


Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lamby hain par keera nai

Punjabi mere abu itny lamby hain k wo chalty pankhy me hath de dete hain.

Pathan:mere abbu b lamby hain par un me keera nai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Cricket Jokes

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)