Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,

Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views

Once Rajni was the guest

Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC.

Amitabh says: Computer ji,
Rajnikantji ko pehla sawaal poochiye.

Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mera Malik

Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?

Jawab mila.

Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is ur problem

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that
nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan bus me jarha tha,
saamney bethi aurat apny bachy ko bar bar bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko dydun ge.
pathan tang a kar bola"
.
O khala jaldi faisla kro hum 4 stop aagay aa gaya hay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)