Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya
Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya tohtum dusri shaadi
karogi??
Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke saath poori zindagi
reh lungi
Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum dusri shaadi
karoge??
Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath poori
zindagi rehlunga :
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