Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya
Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya
Banta: kaise rahi dost ?
santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga..khade khade hi nipatana pada..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 810 views
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