Pati Duniya Ki Sabse Achhi Cheez Hai?
Do Ladies Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Hoti Hai.
1st Lady: “Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemaal Karti Ho?”
2nd Lady: “Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achhi Koi Cheez Nahi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1188 views
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Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
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said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
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"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
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Lady call in firebregade: Hello meray ghr mein aag lg gae hai
Admi: pani dalo
Lady: dala tha aag nhi bhuji
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Admi: fay mojaan kro asi keri pepsi sutni si :p
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Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
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Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,
Pappu ka garam hua khoon,
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naya hu,
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Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-
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In a test a student left the page blank
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And wrote at the bottom of the page
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Which at the moment Passed away"
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