Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se Takrake Ek Tota Behosh Ho Gaya.

Aadmi Ne Uspar Taras Khaya Aur Tote Ko Uthake Ghar Le Aaya.

Ussne Usse Pinjre Mein Rakha Dawayi Lagayi Or Khana Diya.

Tota Jab Jaaga To Ek Dum Se Hairani Hoke Bola

Tota: “Aaila Jail…? Wo Car Wala Mar Gaya Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views

Sardar Ko Blood Ki Zarrorat

Ik amir Sardar ko heart surgery ke liye blood ki zarrorat thi.

Ik garib Bania us ko blood donate karta hai. Sardar usko 5 crore ka inam deta hai.

Sardar ko ik bar fir blood ki zarrorat padti hai. Bania badi khushi se usko fir blood donate karta hai. Iss bar Sardar usko ik Cadburies Chocolate gift karta hai.

Bania kaaran poochta hai.

Sardar: Ab meri body me bhi Bania ka khoon dor raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chalak Pathan

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Mujhe samajh nahi aati

Husband:
Mujhe samajh nahi aati,k
tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan Q nahi pakati?

Wife: kiyon k
tum wesa aatta nahi goundtay Jesa, Tumhary abba goundty hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man was charged in court

A man was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no parking area?
Man: Your honour, the sign read, Fine for Parking. So I thought it was fine to park my car there!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)