Football
Ak bandey ko football match ma mahman khasuse bulaya.us ne pehly kabe match nye deka na he kehla match k badh us ne Inam bantey aur kehney laga pakistan ko baney 62 saal hu gay h abe tk itney gurbat h sarey kalare ak football se khal rahey h
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 808 views
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