Maine ek kitab likhi hai

BHIKARI-maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir-to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho
BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN TARIKA HAI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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