Irada Pakka Ho To Sab Mil Sakta Hai
Teacher Class Mein Lecture Dete Hue Kehti Hai.
Teacher: “Agar Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Hasil Karna Chaho Woh Zarur Milta Hai”
Student: “Rehne Dein Miss, Aagar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Miss Nahi Misses Hote“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1227 views
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