Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.

Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach
when a beautiful young woman in a very slight,
very tight bikini strolled by.
The near-naked woman looked at the doctor,
smiled, and said in a sexy voice: “Hi there
handsome. How are you doing?”
She then wiggled her backside and walked off.
“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.
“Err… Just a woman I met professionally,” replied
the doctor.
“Oh yeah?!” snarled his wife, “Whose profession?
Yours or hers?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beti tum bari ho kar

Baap : Beti tum bari ho kar kiya karo gi ?
Beti : shadi
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Baap : buri bath beti .. abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mairy ammi ko

Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho
.
Pathan: Kuch bhi ho, hum shadi tum se hi karega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)