Aik admi party mein gay

Aik admi party mein gay aur apne family ka taruf angreze mein kuch es terah kera rahe:
I am Sardar and she is Sardarnee. He is my kid and she is my kidney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 855 views
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