Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine KitniBaar Call Kiya,

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni
Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo
Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 896 views
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