Matric Pass
Sardar: Interview Deny Gaya.
Officer: Tumhari Taleem Kiya,
Sardar:
L.L.K.M.P
Officer: Yay Kon c Degree Hai,
Sardar: Lamk Lamk K Matric
Pass.
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