Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
Ha Tumheb Kaal Phansxi Pe Latkaya Jaega
Pathan: Wo Sub To Theak Haa Per Utaraa Kab Jaega
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