Sardar maths k paper mein

Sardar maths k paper mein dance kr raha tha.

Kisi ne pucha ye kya kr rahy ho?

Sardar: mere dost ne kaha tha har step k number hoty hein...;-)

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Bakra Eid Special message

Bakra Eid Special message..
In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p

VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......

Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....

Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......

Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........

Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!

Advance Eid mubark to all of u.........!!

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Ant And Elephant

Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pul Aa Jata Hai.. Usko Dekh K Chinti Boli ……..

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Jaanu Cross Kar Loge Ya Me Utrun.;-)

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cold cofee & hot cofee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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Where is abu dabi?

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pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
kya meri nak tedi hai

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

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Sun Or Moon

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Wife-Aji sunte ho

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.

husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

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Girl friendS


1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"

1 day I read drinking is bad

"I stop drinking"

1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit

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reading" lOlzz

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Pathan Promotion

Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector
Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar A Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh

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Bola:
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manmohan singh-(rat ko joging kar rahe the)tabhi ek admi ne pucha"tum rat ko joging ku kar rahe ho'.

manmohan singh-kukee main P.M.hu.

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