Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?

Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views

Clasic beizti

Girl:aj kal ki larian bahut taiz ho gai hain
Larka:g han shakal 10 rupee wali nai hoti aur 100 ka card mangti hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Father : Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se

Father : Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se
Pyar Karte Ho?
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Boy : 6 Mahine Se.
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Father : Main Kaise Yakeen Kar Lu?
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Boy : 3 Mahine Aur Wait Kar Lein,
Yaheen Ho Jaayega..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fax Machine Fun

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

Executive: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”

Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

Executive: “How did you load the sheet?”

Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho

Tum bohat haseen ho,

Wife: Choro Naa,

Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen

Wife: Choro na G

Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,

Wife: Choro Na Janu,

Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,

Wife: Aray Choro Naa,

Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shadi ki baat

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya
hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)