Rat ko 2 sharabioun ne...

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki
Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand
Par Phch

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 903 views
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