Shahid Afridi ka msg
Shahid Afridi ka msg in Dabaang style main:
Mohali mein hum itne chauke-chhake maarenge ki confuse ho jaaonge ki boundary pe khade ho ki border pe !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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