A leopard went to see
A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.
"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."
"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"
"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.
"My wife is a zebra.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 553 views
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