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Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai
Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 709 views
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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