Mujh se Shadi Kero Ge
Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 809 views
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Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
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Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
.
.
.
Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
.
Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
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Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
.
Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D
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