Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya
Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya
Mulzim:QK Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jau Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1275 views
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