aadmi dikhai naheen deta
Pathan : Doctor sb
Mujhe awaz sunai deti he Laikin aadmi dikhai naheen deta.
Doctor : aisa kab hota hai ?
Pathan : phone karte waqt
Doctor : lakh lant a
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