Pathan : Doctor sb
Mujhe awaz sunai deti he Laikin aadmi dikhai naheen deta.

Doctor : aisa kab hota hai ?

Pathan : phone karte waqt

Doctor : lakh lant a

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 894 views

Dopher Mein Neend Kaisi Puri Kare?

Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola

Santa: “Ek Kala Bulb Dena”

Dukandar: “Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?”

Santa: “Yaar, Dopeher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aslam ek raat mac

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir
so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam
beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko
bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh
samjein gay k mein macher dani k
ander hoon, hahaha....

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Pathan

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Two Blond Girls on the Train

Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.

One of the blond girls whispers to the other 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!'

'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the other blonde replies.

Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?'

The first blonde says to the second 'Who's stupid now?'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)