3 Bache apas mai baat ker rhe the..

Ek ne kha mai kale rang ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal kale hai.

Dosre ne kha mai bhore rang ki car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal bhore hai.

or jub tesre ki bari ai to wo jhut se bola..

Mai baghair chut ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu gange hai..::)))

by Muhammad Farrukh Nawaz (few years ago!) / 873 views

Phatan to Sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you

1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.
Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

WIFE - Suno G

WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?

PAPPU - MA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan: Sharma k... Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye

Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)