Abu Gange Hai
3 Bache apas mai baat ker rhe the..
Ek ne kha mai kale rang ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal kale hai.
Dosre ne kha mai bhore rang ki car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal bhore hai.
or jub tesre ki bari ai to wo jhut se bola..
Mai baghair chut ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu gange hai..::)))
by Muhammad Farrukh Nawaz (few years ago!) / 928 views
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