Angraiz pathan se
Angraiz pathan se: What is ur name ?
Pathan : Resspect flower
Angraiz : what
Pathan : Yara aik to aap ko eanglish bhi samj nahe aati
Ezzat Gull
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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