2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein
2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.
First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?
Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 807 views
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