Police arrested a drunkard asked
Police arrested a drunkard asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 550 views
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