Radio pe gaane sun raha tha
santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views
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Kuch log itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
"Perfect" hote hain k un k liye
Tareef k alfaz kam par jate hain
for Example
"Aap"
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Mujhe hi dekh lain!! ;-)
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