Dulhan ka tohfa
Shadi par admi ne apni dulhan ko gulab ka phool dia
dulhan:mujhe ye nai chahye koi sone ki cheez do
admi:ye lo sarhana aur so jao
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1165 views
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