Husband 2 wife
Husband 2 wife:
Me Wo Nahi K
Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya !!
Mera Wohi Mizaj
Wohi Z0q Hai !!
Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe
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Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha..
Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hai :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views
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