Beti:Maa GAON me
Beti:Maa GAON me Bolywod wale aye hay Maa:andar aja inki niyat bOht kharab hoti ha Beti:Maa Imran Hashmi b Aya ha Maa:Haye Allah,Khoti nu v andar kr le.
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