mai tumharey liye

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
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Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

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