Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 761 views

Teacher : Which is more important to us

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night

when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father to Son

Father to Son: Beta sharab kabhi mat peena,

Warna woh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain,
Woh tumhe 4 nazar aayen ge..

Son : Lekin papa woh to 1 aadmi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How old is your father.?

Teacher: How old is your father.?
J
honny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?
J
honny: He became father after I was born.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Nikah K Bad Dulha

Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi: Bv Ki Khubsurti K Mutabiq Dedo Dulha Ne 10 Rupay De Diye Achank Hawa Se Lrki Ka Ghunghat Uth Gya Molvi: Baqaya To Lelo Bhai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Late Gujju

A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.

"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

"Muna ni ba ", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)