Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai. Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views

Roz Pochti

Wo Roz Pochti Hai Kya Humein Yad Karte h0

Ab Usay k0n Btaye k Yad krna Itna Asaan h0ta To Hum Apni
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Class Main TOp Na Kar Letey

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher Aa rahay Hain

Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
Tm Chhup Jaao.

Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta calls FM radio

Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?

Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost Pathan se

Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English joke, you must laugh!!!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"
"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently,"don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!".

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)