Trafic polic 3 pathanun ko aik bike pe dekh kar rukne ka ishara kia;->


aik pathan chalti bike se:are pagal ho gaya hai kahan baithe ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 855 views

Common Sense

Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai,
glass ulta para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi
band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b
toota hua hai…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Republicans Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

funny

Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti

Ye lo Jharu

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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek raat bijli chali gayi,

Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.

Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)