Aisi Jagah Jahan Aadmi Nahi Ja Sakta
Rammu to his brother: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao
jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1467 views
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