Rammu to his brother: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao

jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1310 views

Agar tum muje 100

Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kesa lgta hai

Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung

Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye

Ap ko tham le Or kahe

Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bacho ke bap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say
to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char
Bacchon ki Maa` .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye
Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Friend: Sardar Ji Tum ne apni Bewi ko talaq kion de di?
.
Sardar: Yar asal mai uska character boht kharab tha.
Shadi mujh se ki thi owr bachay Bagwaan se mang rahi thi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Unconcerned window

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)