Sardar ko khawab me kisi ne qatal kardia

subah sardar ne apna hbl ka acconut band kara dia. Q k jahan khawab wahan hpl aur hbl khawabun ko tabeer me badal sakta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 891 views

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

apni sas lagti hai

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek Engineering Student Ne

Ek Engineering Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha:
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
Kuch Dinon Baad Father Ka Letter Aaya, Jisme Likha Tha:
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)