Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 832 views

mene larki ko phasaya

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?



Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ek village ki ourat

EK VILLAGE KI AURAT CHEQUE CASH KARANE
GAYI
CLERK;SIGN KRO
AURAT:KAISE?
CLERK:JAISE KHAT K END ME LIKHTI HO.
AURAT NE SIGN KIYA "TOHAR MUNNE KI AMMA"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Charcha Arsh per Hoga,

Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,

Ek Farz Ada Hoga,

Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,

Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,

Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,
,
,
,
Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)

Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female

G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke
Faide Batate Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)