Santa bakri leker bus me chadha
Santa bakri leker bus me chadha is baat pe cndctor ne use dhakka maar k bahar kar diya.santa bola-Agar mere sath ladies sawari na hoti to phir mai tujhe batata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1099 views
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To Uske Maan-Baap Ko Chahiye Ki,
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