MOBILE BALANCE:

Musharraf:
Rs. 100>Rs.91

Zardari:
Rs.100>Rs.84

Nawaz Shareef:
Rs.100>Rs. 65
Aur kaho Shair Aaya Sab kuch kaya..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1414 views

Blonde in pain

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."

The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she looked at the doctor and said "see?It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said ,"Don't worry ;it's not serious.You have just got a broken index finger."

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)

Problem

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than
this one

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhau?

Sardar nahi,
Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…
Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Apni Patni Ko Bata Raha Tha.

Santa Apni Patni Ko Bata Raha Tha.

Santa: “Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di”

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto: “Accha, Fir?”

Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Par Mene Bhi Kasar Puri Kar Di Uske Baap Ko Gali Deke”

Preeto: “Lekin Vo Thha Kon?”

Santa: “Apna Beta, Pappu“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)