A boy and a girl play ludo

A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.

Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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