A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.

Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ...:P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
.
Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj To Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Hi Gaye

Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila.

Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho?”

Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun.”
Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey

To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun”
Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha”

Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya.

Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola

Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.”

Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?

Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?
Socho
Socho
...
Socho
Garam karo or roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Speeding Ticket

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ne apna cellphone leke

Santa ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)