Kya Daru Pine se khaansi

Santa: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati h?

Banta: Kyun nhi jayegi? Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views
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