Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?

Sardar:So Simple Madam
Minimum & Maximum

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 819 views
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