Japan ny aik mirror discover kiya
Japan ny aik mirror discover kiya !
Is mirror k samny jo b jhot bolta wo mar jata.
Ek pathan, french, american or indian ko mirror k samny laya gya.
American: I think I love iraq.
He died.
French: I thnk I hate Perfumes.
He died
Indian: I think I love kashmiri
He died.
Phatan: I think
And…
He DIED.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 854 views
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